My dad's too nice to me...

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Me: *laying on the bed*
*my dad walks in*
Dad: Hey, please tell me you're not going to wear a floor length dress today...
Me: I don't know....
Dad: Aw come on Marceline, you have nice legs to show off.
Me: They're all wonky, like a camel's.
Dad: But camels are magnificent.
Me: .......Have you ever seen the inside of a camel's mouth?
Dad: *sighs* You need to wear nice clothes like that while you're young and beautiful and can!
Me: I'm young, but I'm not really that beautiful yet.
Dad: Yeah you are.
Me: No I'm not!
Dad: Have you looked in the mirror lately!?
Me: There's one right across from me! 
Dad: Then look.
*I look*
Me: I don't see it....
Dad: That's the problem with beautiful girls. Most of them are blind, too.

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